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PostSubject: Re: 1000 Ways to Die (PNRP Edition)   Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:10 am

65. Getting caught in the vault door on csc_desert.

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PostSubject: Re: 1000 Ways to Die (PNRP Edition)   Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:35 pm

66. Using climb SWEP on a unfrozen prop.
67. Being raided while AFK
68. Being in a helicopter with Chris while there's five other people in it and then Chris lag
69. Falling asleep during a raid
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 Ways to Die (PNRP Edition)   Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:07 pm

70. Falling asleep while holding a large prop above you.

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PostSubject: Re: 1000 Ways to Die (PNRP Edition)   Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:29 pm

71. Fuck with Wandering Wilson
72. Being run over by some new player who jacked a car
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 Ways to Die (PNRP Edition)   Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:45 am

73. throwing a egg at a helicopter
74. phys gunning the tire of a helicopter

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PostSubject: Re: 1000 Ways to Die (PNRP Edition)   Tue Jun 11, 2013 3:44 pm

75. Being around me when I'm flying a helicopter.
76. Welding a car to your helicopter.
77. Getting your helicopter out.
78. Welding your helicopter to your other helicopter.

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PostSubject: Re: 1000 Ways to Die (PNRP Edition)   Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:26 pm

79. Having a hit placed on you.
80. Having Marcel Stone be the one to carry out the hit.
81. Pissing off Marcel Stone.
82. Running an underground slave operation.
83. Being a slave in said operation.
84. Building a giant dick and having one of the testicles crush you. (Yes, it actually happened to me. Don't laugh. I know now that dicks on the server aren't permitted, Duncan gave me that spiel a long time ago.)

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PostSubject: Re: 1000 Ways to Die (PNRP Edition)   Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:00 pm

85. Find out that your pillbox doesn't stop bullets very well.
86. Have your hydraulic door freak out when you poke it.
87. Accidentally throwing a grenade in a small room when the door is locked by someone that's not in there.
88. Having a temporary truce with Tosh during a rad storm then be soupriced ambushed by him and then have Alaska mow down Tosh.

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PostSubject: Re: 1000 Ways to Die (PNRP Edition)   Wed Jun 19, 2013 2:14 am

86. Combines orbital drop on to your head
88. Breaking the rules when Gnomp's on the server.
89. Bothering me when I'm coding.
90. Spraying a pony spray
91. Combat logging.
92. Calling me a furry.
93. Thinking an Antlion worker is a player because it looks like an error (because you don't have episode 2) and being killed by it.
94. being in a faction that gets in an accidental war
95. Leaving a faction to escape a war. 
96. Questioning what happened to #87.
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 Ways to Die (PNRP Edition)   Wed Jun 19, 2013 2:00 pm

97. Calling steam pipe "James pipe"
98. Getting sniped by a .50 Cal
99. Typing "stop smoking" in the console
100. Double posting...

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PostSubject: Re: 1000 Ways to Die (PNRP Edition)   Fri Jun 21, 2013 10:05 pm

101. Telling me I'm a bad admin.
102. Annoying me, Gnomp, or James while we're SeriousRP-ing.
103. Pointing out that I used an Oxford Comma.
104. Asking me how to use PAC.
105. Putting trails on your PAC.

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PostSubject: Re: 1000 Ways to Die (PNRP Edition)   Sat Jun 22, 2013 1:35 am

106. Helping James test new mobs.
107. Removing James prop that was keeping him safe in pac.
108. Practicing Climb SWEP.

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PostSubject: Re: 1000 Ways to Die (PNRP Edition)   Sat Jun 22, 2013 4:16 am

109. Being locked in my basement during the Calgary flood...

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PostSubject: Re: 1000 Ways to Die (PNRP Edition)   Sat Jun 22, 2013 7:25 pm

110. Attempting to use Gnomp's catapult to cross a valley.
111. Failing with said catapult.
112. Having the sling come back and kill you.

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PostSubject: Re: 1000 Ways to Die (PNRP Edition)   Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:04 pm

87. Questioning why number 87 is here.
113. Being in the same channel as Anna when she's playing a scary game
115. Being called "Onii~chan" by Anna.
116. attempting to melee a gonome
117. Punching an Antlion Guard
118. being punch whored.
119. Blackhawk spazzes out when you try and loft off from the ground but the wheels are under the map.
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 Ways to Die (PNRP Edition)   Sat Jun 29, 2013 6:42 pm

120. Showing up James when he says "Don't melee gonomes."
121. Trying to find fuel pods.
122. "Hey James, why is 87 with 113-119?"
123. Being the pilot of said blackhawk...

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PostSubject: Re: 1000 Ways to Die (PNRP Edition)   Sat Jun 29, 2013 9:02 pm

134. Trying to kill nightmare in dayz.
135. Trying to kill everybody in dayz.
136. Doing anything to nightmare when hes playing dayz....

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PostSubject: Re: 1000 Ways to Die (PNRP Edition)   Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:41 am

137. Going on the PostNuke server than being hunted down by the Mercenarys, Deadline Circus, 117TH LEGION and the New World Knights. This is why you don't see me on the server anymore. I don't want to put up with the massive amounts of people who want to stalk, raid, and kill a single guy over and over again, who really did nothing for this whole cesspool to start. God damn, leave it for a bunch of people to ruin my favorite server.


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PostSubject: Re: 1000 Ways to Die (PNRP Edition)   Mon Jul 01, 2013 11:06 am

138. Punching fubar after he accidentally kills your pet headcrabs :V
139. Hitting the war button out of spite because you're mad.
140. Being destroyed because you just waged war with all the most powerful clans on the server.
141. Refining the rules for PNRP wars so that they don't happen over something so stupid.

Seriously though, I'll look in to changing some rules. The only problem is it was your fault for starting the war, so I don't know if there even is anything I can do. If you have any suggestions, the rules are always open to change and I'd like to hear your take on how we could prevent a mess like this in the future by coming up with a policy that keeps people from being pushed off the server, but be loophole free. I'm pulling a blank here, so add me on steam and we can discuss this further, or put it in the suggestions.

Oh and I'll cancel the war with you, but I need you to come on so I can, there's an issue with my community menu so I can't do it by myself. Also I'll see if I can... "convince" Fubar to stop attacking you aswel. This whole thing is stupid.
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 Ways to Die (PNRP Edition)   Tue Jul 02, 2013 7:42 pm

142. Walking for so long that you bruise your heels.
(Happened to me today)

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PostSubject: Re: 1000 Ways to Die (PNRP Edition)   Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:18 pm

143. Being A Gnomp.
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 Ways to Die (PNRP Edition)   Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:14 pm

144. Let Nightmare's hand grab that.
145. Attempt to survive a three-day long day.

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PostSubject: Re: 1000 Ways to Die (PNRP Edition)   Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:07 pm

146. Getting eaten by your bed
147. Playing with your pet headcrab only to find out it's not really your pet headcrab...

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PostSubject: Re: 1000 Ways to Die (PNRP Edition)   Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:43 pm

148. Playing on the 4th of July.
149. The melon of death gets knifed.
150. Firework hits you.
151. Standing on a firework.
152. Nukes...
153. *User has joined your channel* " ONII-CHAN ONII-CHAN ONII-CHANNNN!!!!"

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PostSubject: Re: 1000 Ways to Die (PNRP Edition)   Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:56 pm

154. (Not in PostNuke, sue me) turning god mode on in stranded and going to make a pizza, only to realize that ulx's godmode command is incompatible with stranded and you just end up dieing. SCRUBS TOOK MY EQUIPMENT.

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