1000 Ways to Die (PNRP Edition)

464: Double posting in front of everyone...

(True story)

465: Get kicked from teamspeak and alt tab from your game and try to join teamspeak, look back and your ded

.33 being a faggot
.calling the brotherhood mastercheif

#466 flying a helicopter head first into a retirement home
#467 landing on someone in a helicopter

#468 getting murdered for opening a case that is someone else's
#469 refusing to drop a stolen item from a resource node
#470 refusing to leave a resource node after getting a ingame text warning

#471 Not getting Donor status on forums after perma donating
#472 Back stabbed by your Former-Favourite Faction
#473 Falling down a pit after a lag spike
#474 Drowning in water during a lag spike
#475 Suffocating in a radstorm during a Lag Spike
#476 Lag Spike in the face
#477 Averaging 3 Fps in an event.
#478 Admins moving you into the midst of the huge battle even after complaining about your own 3 Fps
#479 Taking the Bait
#480 Sacrifice (To our lord and savior, Coront)

#481 seeing the decline in intelligence on the forums
#482 looking at the new edgelords on the forums
#483 unadulterated Openrp on Possnook
#484 This is actually the 694 way to die

#485 having information and proof that will lead to Hillary's arrest

#486: having deathclaw pets backfire on you
#487 being a deathclaw in pac to fulfill your dreams
#489 killing my pet headcrab and then killing my second one when i buy or get gifted a new one.
#490 ruining my chances to make a settlement out of the ol save n' stow

#491 Stealing a Nuke from Jack Winter's FOB

#492 Dropping Jack Winter's nuke in town, suicide bombing the entire population of the server.

#493 saying "Alex is a fucking nigger" in the chat
#494 keemstar references

#495 is this still going?

#496 asking if 1000 ways to die is still going not even half way through.

#497 Remember
#498 Remember
#499 The
#500 Fifth
#501 Of
#502 November

#503 Posting stuff that isn't even a legit way to die, then having a stroke and dieing.

#498 40 full pages of posts are required to reach 1000 posts. We are only at 12 therefore not even halfway there

#504 404 pages everywhere
#505 posting #498 even though it's already posted

#506 Goddamnit Coront My donator status please
#507 too much fucking powdered sugar on the fucking funnel cake.
#508 Calculating false arithmetic
#509 Jack Winters retaliating onto your FOB, killing your entire staff consisting of 1300 people.
#510 Your double's son murdering you.

GhostlyGhoul wrote:

#504 404 pages everywhere
#505 posting #498 even though it's already posted

"Remembering" the fifth of november isnt a cause of postnuke death, your dying memes are :/

StormySunrise wrote:

GhostlyGhoul wrote:

#504 404 pages everywhere
#505 posting #498 even though it's already posted

"Remembering" the fifth of november isnt a cause of postnuke death, your dying memes are :/

November 5th isnt a meme, it's an actual historical day, the day of the gunpowder plot.

#511-DeathClaw Pac
#512-Redline raid
#513-People who still comment on the forums who don't play

#514 Getting burned by #513

#515

StormySunrise wrote:

#516 Telling me that you enjoy playing fallout decay in late 2016.